Sunday, 4 December 2005

Wartime Britain

I make no apology for putting in such a long piece of cut and paste. This woman even went to the same school as I did. We are about the same age.
It reflects a part of my life and our National history. It may even display some of the spirit and attitude that explains what made us Great Britain. These have been nibbled away in what is described as progress and improvement. I do not call it that.

I am now 69 years old and both my parents are dead so what follows is as honest and true an account as I can render.

The day war broke out I was five years old and living at 5, Beltinge Road, Harold Wood, Romford, Essex, with my younger brother Paul, my mother and my father who as a builder had just completed eight semi-detached houses in one of which we lived. My grandmother was with us on that fateful day and she and I were in the front room. She tried to explain to me what war would mean but her experience of war was, of course, based on the first world war which brought about the death of her husband, my grandfather. She told me about Zeppelins and how an air-raid warden would cycle round the streets with a rattle shouting, “Gas. Gas Gas” when the deadly Hun bombed England and dropped poison gas.

Within a few weeks my father had dug an air-raid shelter in the garden (known as the Dug-out and later as an Anderson Shelter, from the man who designed the curved metal shapes). The first dug-out quickly filled with water and was therefore useless. The second was a success. Some short time later everyone was issued with a gas mask. I recall my auntie Jennifer fainting whilst trying her gas mask on and being revived with smelling salts. There were several types of gas mask, huge ones for baby's, the coventional type and others which made the wearer look like Mickey Mouse and very silly.

Everyone was issued with Identity Cards and I recall being on a single deck London Bus (Route 247)when two Home Guard soldiers got on and demanded to see everyone's Identity Card.

Next memory is of an air raid when my cousin June, who lived next door, and I sat up at a window watching the search lights scour the skies for enemy bombers. Shortly afterwards my father was called up into the Army and served the next six years in the Royal Engineers. One day, whilst living in Harold Wood with Dad in the Riyal Engineers I recall finding a drawer full of .303 bullets and being shown a .303 rifle which Dad had 'borrowed' from the army and 'loaned' to my mother. She, I later learned, had been told by Dad how to use the thing. After the war my brother and I played with the rifle in the garden at Lilac Gardens but Dad found us and took it away. We never saw nor heard of it again. My mother went into hospital suffering with tuberculosis and as a consequence my brother and I were taken in to Dr. Barnados in Stepney, east London on 25th June, 1940. (From records supplied by Dr. Barnados.) Although you might think there were other relatives able to take us in this was hardly possible since they were all in the same boat.

I recall little of Stepney but remember after three weeks we were lodged with a lady who lived with her only child, named Neville, in Saffron Walden. Although we were not badly treated I recall we had all servings on one plate without being washed between any courses. Secondly, my brother and I slept together in the same bed with only brown paper as blankets. At my young age I frequently confused the word ‘Neville’ with ‘Devil’ which brought the mother’s stern disapproval and I still have trouble with the name ‘Neville’ to this day, although I can say it well enough I have great trouble in recalling the name ! On the 17th July the lady returned us to Dr. Barnados at Stepney. On the 24th July,1940 we were sent to the Garden City Children’s’ Home at Woodford which was rather odd because Woodford got its share of bombs. On 11th September,1940 we were allowed home as my mother had recovered sufficiently to be allowed home herself.

. Our home in Harold Wood had been unoccupied by our family and as a consequence it was given to a family named Griffiths who had, I assume nowhere to live. I now understand it was common practice to sequester unoccupied homes for occupation by people who had been ‘bombed out’ as the phrase went. The next three years were spent dodging bombs in various houses in Dagenham and Romford.

At one stage we lived in a house in Harold Wood, Romford, and attended the local school, Harold Wood Primary. One frosty, misty morning we set off for school and I thought of a good way of avoiding school. I turned back and told my mother I couldn’t find the school because of the fog but she wasn’t going to have any of that ! The school is on the same side of the road and just 200 yards away so we were packed off again. Imagine, though, my delight and pleasure when we finally reached the school entrance to find it was closed. An Air Raid Warden was at the gate and told us an unexploded landmine, dropped by parachute was dangling from the school roof.! War is not all bad you know. At one stage the roof tiles were blown off our house which, I was told, was the result of a mobile anti-aircraft gun firing nearby.

These were the days of daylight raids and when the air-raid siren sounded we would all be gathered in the school hall where we remained until either our parents collected us or the all-clear was sounded.

On other occasions , the sequences of which I can no longer recall, there were many nights in the air raid shelter in the house we occupied at 3, Lilac Gardens, Dagenham, an unpretentious cul-de-sac of terraced houses with my new school at the end. I have no idea who the owners were, their belongings were padlocked into the from room and mother, my brother Paul and I lived in the rest of the house. At that time I was attending Rush Green Junior School and the favourite game for children in those days was collecting shrapnel from bombs and shells which had landed during the night.

How quickly children get used to things, like ration books, bombers and fighters fighting in the skies above as well as Air Raid Wardens, Concrete Shelters on street corners: Sand bags: Public shelters: The black-out with the familiar cry “Put that light out” wherever lights were unwittingly shown: The netting glued to windows, even on bus windows to prevent glass shattering through bomb damage: The posters, “Twenty-five pounds of waste bus tickets make one shell cap” The cartoon ‘squander bug’ imploring us against waste: Other posters, “Be like Dad – Keep Mum” “Careless Talk Costs Lives” Queues for absolutely everything: The daily change in landscapes and property as a consequence of bombing, and, of course, British Restaurants. The latter were supposed to supply cooked food to supplement rations. Because food was really short getting enough to eat was always a top priority. My mother once gave me enough money to get a meal in a British Restaurant but I found the ‘food’ absolutely ghastly and indeed inedible. They were not well patronised. I feel sure that Britain was on the verge of starvation and anyone who doubts that should take a look at a weeks ration allowance. I recall at some time during the war people, certainly in the London area got to be pretty good at aircraft identification, even down to engine noises because obvioucly fully laden German bombers had a particular drone. The cry , "It's alright, it's one of ours!" was often heard. This would occasionally be followed by the air raid siren and a hail of bombs.

We lived very close to Hornchurch Aerodrome, an RAF Fighter station, to Roneo corner where, it was rumoured Spitfires were being built, to Romford Railway Station where a railway bridge carried all rail traffic to and from London and East Anglia where many aerodromes had been built. We were also close to the RAF Aerodrome at North Weald. So far as I recall none of those places were hit by enemy action.

Throughout all that time I can honestly say I was never afraid; the thought of being killed or injured by enemy action never entered my little head. I recall there was a Post Office at Roneo Corner and on one day a live bomb ( not primed) was situated outside on the pavement with an invitation to put a savings stamp on it as a message to Hitler. I’m now ashamed to say, considering the awful bombing of civilian targets in Germany, I put a sixpenny Savings Stamp on it. At some time during the war a new type of air raid shelter was designed, the Morrison Shelter, named after Herbert Morrison MP, it comprised a huge steel table erected in the living room. In an air raid you could get under the table and shut yourself in with wire mesh sides. Better than going out into the garden to the Ayunder shelter. I recall seeing bombed houses desolated into rubble and all one could see were the Anderson Shelters sticking up among the rubble so they definitely saved lives.

At some time my mother, my brother and I went to stay on a farm in Barton Stacey near Andover, Hampshire. I recall the school was a long walk away down country lanes. The thing that sticks on my mind was that the farmer's wife, a thoroughly unpleasant lady, perpetually moaned about London children getting goodies from the government when her poor Alfie, a hulking fat lout of a boy had nothing. After a short time we returned to London

Dad told me that a German Pilot had landed by parachute at the bottom of our road onto some grass area, I think this was Beltinge Road, anyway,as soon as he landed he was surrounded by some of the locals who said they were going to kill him but when they got to him they found he was, as Dad described him, "Only a boy" and a couple of women there felt sorry for him and wanted to mother him instead.

Another Aunt, Addie Watson, her husband Charlie and their daughter Adele, lived in 5, Lilac Gardens and we shared their air raid shelter. I don’t know why Uncle Charlie was there because all the men were in the Services. One night Dad was home on leave and he and I were walking home when the air raid siren sounded. A bomb or some ordnance landed nearby and we saw what I think was shrapnel skimming along the road like white hot needles

We became used to seeing damaged planes limping home, mainly bombers, sometimes with a crippled engine with propeller twisted and still. The air-raid sirens sounded intermittently and we could hear the warnings getting closer and closer until our own siren gave out its chilling, demented wail. The all-clear was a single tone sound and signalled much relief, principally in my case as an opportunity to climb back into my own bed and sleep.

One night, during an air raid when father was on leave the sirens sounded and we were ushered from our beds along the garden path clutching an assortment of bedding materials in the dark and into the air-raid shelter. It was not a cosy place. After a while the familiar crump of far away bombs and the crack, crack of anti-aircraft fire began to fill the air and then die away. During one such lull Dad decided to go into the kitchen and make a cup of tea. After a while he returned with the tea just as we all heard something hurtling earthwards. Dad jumped quickly into the shelter and the following day we assumed his feet landed on the shelter floor at the same time the ‘something’ hit the ground because he didn’t feel the impact. Everyone else did and the most popular opinion was that it had landed very close by. Dad poo-poo’d the idea insisting it was far away.!

The following day Dad and uncle Charlie had a minor row about some damage to flowers in his garden which Uncle Charlie alleged had been caused by me and my brother, Paul. In the course of the dispute my fathers brushed some of the flowers away and revealed, with some shock, a polished tunnel in the clay soil. At first they thought it was a bomb but it later transpired it was an unexploded shell from the anti-aircraft guns( known as Ack-ack, the phonetic terms for A A) used in the previous night’s air raid.

We children were kept far away from it and Dad walked down to the nearest A.R.P post to report the find and was re-directed to another Post in whose area our house stood.(Dagenham) The house was evacuated and I later learned it was Royal Navy personnel who came and retrieved the shell.

In August 1943 mother contracted tuberculosis again and I recall plainly my father kneeling by my bed, tears streaming down his face to tell me we had to go back to Dr. Barnados. In August 1943 we were taken into Dr. Barnados, back to the Garden City at Woodford, in Wakefield House. Although I was unaware of it at the time Woodford was just a few miles from Dagenham. I recall walking through the orchard at the back where fallen apples lay which we were not allowed to pick up and again I experienced that dreadful feeling of emptiness and forsakenness that haunted my soul for a fleeting second. All children in that position most certainly felt the same but we all recovered in short time. There must have been thousands, millions of children across Europe in the same position or worse.

Two months after re-admittance to Dr. Barnados we were shipped off to the Kingston-on-Thames branch (known by the boys as "Dickies Shack" I know not why., made famous by Leslie Thomas in his book This Time Next Week. Anybody interested in what it was like should read his book. I didn’t get to read it until the 1970’s and was so pleased to find that things I was uncertain of did actually occur, one such was the meals. Thanks for that wherever you are Leslie. Tea consisted on two slices of bed and jam. No butter or Marge, just the jam. Strangely enough my brother and I were happy there. The boys would sing the Kingston song, “There is a mouldy shack on Kingston Hill, Where we get goshy soup that makes us ill,…etc. Kingston had its own language for instance, “massive” meant ‘extremely’ so one could say “massive small”. “Goshy” meant ‘rubbish’ and so on.

I got a job as an errand boy shopping for a lady in the town. She used to give me tuppence (Two pennies) and I would go to the greengrocers and buy carrots to eat and share them with my brother.

The air raids continued and we many more nights in the air-raid shelter. My brother and I had to share a bunk ( the explanation given for this requirement was that well, that we were brothers!) We had a top bunk and every time a bomb dropped somewhere close rust would detach itself from the iron roof and fall on us. One day we were out walking on, I believe, Kingston Hill when our ‘Nurse’ the accompanying adult, spotted fighters and bombers in a so called dog-fight in the sky overhead. We were ushered into a ditch and made to lie down. There was a delicately coiled and polished cold lump of dog shit in the ditch where I was supposed to lay my head but for obvious reasons I decided to take my chance with the bombs! By peering through the bushes all we could see was vapour trails and could hear nothing of note. After a while we were allowed to climb out of the ditch and return to our walk.

On the 17th March, 1944 Paul and I were evacuated to Argyll Street, Castlefields, Shrewsbury, with Mr. and Mrs. Blent. They were old then and he probably would have retired but for the war. There we were ideally happy. We loved the school, the adults, the other children, the open fields and hills, the canal and especially we loved the river Severn and the weir. Such a magic place. I used to catch tiny salmon tiddlers by tying string round an empty jam jar and suspending it in the water and when the tiddlers entered heave it out to wonder at their golden, blue and scarlet flashes magnified by the jar. I was also ‘adopted’ by Mrs. Blent’s son-in-law who lived next door. He had an exempted occupation as a train driver and was a keen fisherman. He would take me fishing on the Severn for dace, salmon and pike.

Mr. Blent kept racing pigeons in a pigeon loft in the garden and it was through him I learned how to identify the many colourings of racing pigeons. There was one pigeon of which he was inordinately proud but which had died some years before. Its photo hung on the living room wall and the pigeons name was “Innocent”.

At some stage the Yanks arrived in great numbers and set up their Headquarters in the best hotel in town. The Brits in those days were a clipped up, taciturn race ,as an example if you got on a train no-one would speak for the whole journey. I suppose after years of war what with the blitz and men being killed at the front line or taken prisoners you could hardly expect anything less but the thing is, the Yanks were quite different from any other men I had ever known. As children we found them kind, decent and charming young men, always ready with a smile, good natured and friendly.

On the 17th July, 1945 our Salopian Idyll came to an end when Dad, home for a few days leave, came to collect us and take us back to Rush Green, Dagenham, where we now occupied a flat above a shop, 103, Rush Green Road and I began at my new school in Longbridge Road, Dagenham. We exchanged the meadowed banks of the mighty Severn for that oily sewer, the river Rom and the tumbling Midland hills for the grey, devastated estates of what is now the London Borough of Havering. I was so unhappy at leaving Shrewsbury that my mother later confided she had thought of ending me back.

At some time afterwards we returned to Lilac Gardens where VJ day was celebrated with a bonfire in the street. World War II was officially over. Dad was demobbed in January,1946 but we weren’t able to return to our own home in Harold Wood until 1947.

Of my own family my father served for six years with the Royal Engineers, all of it in the U.K. although in many parts of it. My Uncle Arthur Pilgrim was at Dunkirk, Egypt with the 8th Army, Sicily and Italy, Burma and India, back to the U.K. France after D.Day and Germany. He was also in the Royal Engineers in Bomb Disposal. My father recounted the story of how, after Dunkirk, Uncle Arthur’s wife was in our front room crying and saying softly, “My poor Arthur. My poor Arthur.” When there was a knock at the door and in strode Uncle Arthur, complete with his Lee Enfield .303 rifle. He had a cavalier approach to life and within a few minutes was showing some other chap how to slope arms ! He eventually died of old age in Wales. A cousin was in the merchant navy and died when his ship ,the Rawalpindi was sunk by enemy action Another cousin died when shot down whilst serving in Bomber Command. Another Aunt served in the A.T.S. and is still alive living in Suffolk. So my family was mainly lucky – we made it.

I feel greatly privileged to have known these men and women who served so nobly in a great cause. Ordinary men and women, schoolteachers, plumbers, plasterers, housewives. To have listened to their stories and wondered at how they could lead such dangerous and tormented lives and then go back to being ordinary men and women without the legions of counsellors, psychologists and the like experienced these days is a matter for wonder. No counsellors, no shoulders to weep on, no TV cameras to record the scene. Just get on with it. And if you are too young to have experienced that war then you must feel proud of them too.

Here follows such a story told to me by a man named Smith, a Greengrocer in the village of Thorpe-le-Soken, in Essex in 1962.

Smith was in the peace-time Air force serving in Malaya. He had a friend, also in the RAF, who had a job as bodyguard to a high ranking officer and he encouraged Mr. Smith to apply for the job having been assured it was only a decoration and it was unnecessary to be a good shot or know unarmed combat. Smithy duly applied and got the post which he enjoyed simply accompanying his Officer on duties around Malaya.

Of course it was too good to last and we know why ! War was declared and the Japanese troops had no bother in brushing the British aside as they marched the whole way down the Malayan Peninsular. As the Japanese advanced there was panic in Singapore and all the women and children were evacuated by plane and ship. Finally a small but speedy Squadron of ships and fast boats left Singapore for Australia with as many high ranking Officers and their bodyguards as could be mustered.

They sailed for Australia but on the way were twice ambushed by Japanese warships. They managed to escape during the night by dodging between small islands but Smithy’s boat was holed below the waterline. They managed to limp to an uninhabited island where they beached the boat and managed to live like latter day Robinson Crusoe’s.

After a few days they were discovered by a Japanese Patrol Boat and taken as prisoners of war.. In Smithy’s case it was the infamous Changi Jail followed by forced labour on the Burma Railway. As I said at the beginning, when I met him around 1962 he was a village greengrocer and I have no way of checking his story but I have to say I am convinced it was true.

Here’s another true war story told to me by a retired Harbour Master at Dartmouth in Devon, one Captain Penny. He too was in Malaya with his wife when the Japanese invaded and all the civilians were put on ships and evacuated. Captain Penny arrived late at the port ( I can’t now remember where) and only by pleading with the Captain of a ship which was already full to bursting point did he manage to get her away. The ship was bound for India and after a few days the situation had deteriorated and Captain Penny was evacuated too, a few days after his wife .

By chance he arrived at the same port at which his wife had first disembarked so he went straight to the local bank and was trying to make funds available for her anywhere in the world but the teller wasn’t able to do so, he needed a specific town. By one of those unimaginable chances the man at the next teller position interrupted to tell Captain Penny he had met Mrs. Penny and that she was on her way to South Africa, I think Durban.

A few weeks later Captain Penny arrived at Durban. He walked down the street and bumped into his wife.!

This story gives some indication of what a turmoil the world was in. Again I am unable to vouch for his veracity but when Captain Penny told me this story he was sober and in an earnest mood. From what I knew of him he was not a man to embellish or lie.

Do I bear any grudges ? Well, we are all creatures of conditioning, even at the war’s end our whole school was taken to the cinema to see Shakespeare’s Henry V, a rotten production but loaded up with bits from other Shakespeare’s plays to ram home the “This England” story. We were subject to propaganda too. There is still some resentment at Germany and Japan but it is the innocent Germans and Japanese who paid the price for the guilty and in the final reckoning their suffering was worse.





























THE DAY WAR BROKE OUT…


I am now 69 years old and both my parents are dead so what follows is as honest and true an account as I can render.

The day war broke out I was five years old and living at 5, Beltinge Road, Harold Wood, Romford, Essex, with my younger brother Paul, my mother and my father who as a builder had just completed eight semi-detached houses in one of which we lived. My grandmother was with us on that fateful day and she and I were in the front room. She tried to explain to me what war would mean but her experience of war was, of course, based on the first world war which brought about the death of her husband, my grandfather. She told me about Zeppelins and how an air-raid warden would cycle round the streets with a rattle shouting, “Gas. Gas Gas” when the deadly Hun bombed England and dropped poison gas.

Within a few weeks my father had dug an air-raid shelter in the garden (known as the Dug-out and later as an Anderson Shelter, from the man who designed the curved metal shapes). The first dug-out quickly filled with water and was therefore useless. The second was a success.

Next memory is of an air raid when my cousin June, who lived next door, and I sat up at a window watching the search lights scour the skies for enemy bombers. Shortly afterwards my father was called up into the Army and served the next six years in the Royal Engineers. My mother went into hospital suffering with tuberculosis and as a consequence my brother and I were taken in to Dr. Barnados in Stepney, east London on 25th June, 1940. (From records supplied by Dr. Barnados.) Although you might think there were other relatives able to take us in this was hardly possible since they were all in the same boat.

I recall little of Stepney but remember after three weeks we were lodged with a lady who lived with her only child, named Neville, in Saffron Walden. Although we were not badly treated I recall we had all servings on one plate without being washed between any courses. Secondly, my brother and I slept together in the same bed with only brown paper as blankets. At my young age I frequently confused the word ‘Neville’ with ‘Devil’ which brought the mother’s stern disapproval and I still have trouble with the name ‘Neville’ to this day, although I can say it well enough I have great trouble in recalling the name ! On the 17th July the lady returned us to Dr. Barnados at Stepney. On the 24th July,1940 we were sent to the Garden City Children’s’ Home at Woodford which was rather odd because Woodford got its share of bombs. On 11th September,1940 we were allowed home as my mother had recovered sufficiently to be allowed home herself.

. Our home in Harold Wood had been unoccupied by the family and as a consequence it was given to a family named Griffiths who had, I assume nowhere to live. I now understand it was common practice to sequester unoccupied homes for occupation by people who had been ‘bombed out’ as the phrase went. The next three years were spent dodging bombs in various houses in Dagenham and Romford.

At one stage we lived in a house in Harold Wood, Romford, and attended the local school, Harold Wood Primary. One frosty, misty morning we set off for school and I thought of a good way of avoiding school. I turned back and told my mother I couldn’t find the school because of the fog but she wasn’t going to have any of that ! The school is on the same side of the road and just 200 yards away so we were packed off again. Imagine, though, my delight and pleasure when we finally reached the school entrance to find it was closed. An Air Raid Warden was at the gate and told us an unexploded landmine, dropped by parachute was dangling from the school roof.! War is not all bad you know. At one stage the roof tiles were blown off our house which, I was told, was the result of a mobile anti-aircraft gun firing nearby.

These were the days of daylight raids and when the air-raid siren sounded we would all be gathered in the school hall where we remained until either our parents collected us or the all-clear was sounded.

On other occasions , the sequences of which I can no longer recall, there were many nights in the air raid shelter in the house we occupied at 3, Lilac Gardens, Dagenham, an unpretentious cul-de-sac of terraced houses with my new school at the end. I have no idea who the owners were, their belongings were padlocked into the from room and mother, my brother Paul and I lived in the rest of the house. At that time I was attending Rush Green Junior School and the favourite game for children in those days was collecting shrapnel from bombs and shells which had landed during the night.

How quickly children get used to things, like ration books, bombers and fighters fighting in the skies above as well as Air Raid Wardens, Concrete Shelters on street corners: Sand bags: Public shelters: The black-out with the familiar cry “Put that light out” wherever lights were unwittingly shown: The netting glued to windows, even on bus windows to prevent glass shattering through bomb damage: The posters, “Twenty-five pounds of waste bus tickets make one shell cap” The cartoon ‘squander bug’ imploring us against waste: Other posters, “Be like Dad – Keep Mum” “Careless Talk Costs Lives” Queues for absolutely everything: The daily change in landscapes and property as a consequence of bombing, and, of course, British Restaurants. The latter were supposed to supply cooked food to supplement rations. Because food was really short getting enough to eat was always a top priority. My mother once gave me enough money to get a meal in a British Restaurant but I found the ‘food’ absolutely ghastly and indeed inedible. They were not well patronised. I feel sure that Britain was on the verge of starvation and anyone who doubts that should take a look at a weeks ration allowance.

We lived very close to Hornchurch Aerodrome, an RAF Fighter station, to Roneo corner where, it was rumoured Spitfires were being built, to Romford Railway Station where a railway bridge carried all rail traffic to and from London and East Anglia where many aerodromes had been built. We were also close to the RAF Aerodrome at North Weald. So far as I recall none of those places were hit by enemy action.

Throughout all that time I can honestly say I was never afraid; the thought of being killed or injured by enemy action never entered my little head. I recall there was a Post Office at Roneo Corner and on one day a live bomb ( not primed) was situated outside on the pavement with an invitation to put a savings stamp on it as a message to Hitler. I’m now ashamed to say, considering the awful bombing of civilian targets in Germany, I put a sixpenny Savings Stamp on it.

Another Aunt, Addie Watson, her husband Charlie and their daughter Adele, lived in 5, Lilac Gardens and we shared their air raid shelter. I don’t know why Uncle Charlie was there because all the men were in the Services. One night Dad was home on leave and he and I were walking home when the air raid siren sounded. A bomb or some ordnance landed nearby and we saw what I think was shrapnel skimming along the road like white hot needles

We became used to seeing damaged planes limping home, mainly bombers, sometimes with a crippled engine with propeller twisted and still. The air-raid sirens sounded intermittently and we could hear the warnings getting closer and closer until our own siren gave out its chilling, demented wail. The all-clear was a single tone sound and signalled much relief, principally in my case as an opportunity to climb back into my own bed and sleep.

One night, during an air raid when father was on leave the sirens sounded and we were ushered from our beds along the garden path clutching an assortment of bedding materials in the dark and into the air-raid shelter. It was not a cosy place. After a while the familiar crump of far away bombs and the crack, crack of anti-aircraft fire began to fill the air and then die away. During one such lull Dad decided to go into the kitchen and make a cup of tea. After a while he returned with the tea just as we all heard something hurtling earthwards. Dad jumped quickly into the shelter and the following day we assumed his feet landed on the shelter floor at the same time the ‘something’ hit the ground because he didn’t feel the impact. Everyone else did and the most popular opinion was that it had landed very close by. Dad poo-poo’d the idea insisting it was far away.!



The following day Dad and uncle Charlie had a minor row about some damage to flowers in his garden which Uncle Charlie alleged had been caused by me and my brother, Paul. In the course of the dispute my fathers brushed some of the flowers away and revealed, with some shock, a polished tunnel in the clay soil. At first they thought it was a bomb but it later transpired it was an unexploded shell from the anti-aircraft guns( known as Ack-ack, the phonetic terms for A A) used in the previous night’s air raid.

We children were kept far away from it and Dad walked down to the nearest A.R.P post to report the find and was re-directed to another Post in whose area our house stood. The house was evacuated and I later learned it was Royal Navy personnel who came and retrieved the shell.

In August 1943 mother contracted tuberculosis again and I recall plainly my father kneeling by my bed, tears streaming down his face to tell me we had to go back to Dr. Barnados. In August 1943 we were taken into Dr. Barnados, back to the Garden City at Woodford, in Wakefield House. Although I was unaware of it at the time Woodford was just a few miles from Dagenham. I recall walking through the orchard at the back where fallen apples lay which we were not allowed to pick up and again I experienced that dreadful feeling of emptiness and forsakenness that haunted my soul for a fleeting second. All children in that position most certainly felt the same but we all recovered in short time. There must have been thousands, millions of children across Europe in the same position or worse.

Two months after re-admittance to Dr. Barnados we were shipped off to the Kingston-on-Thames branch, made famous by Leslie Thomas in his book This Time Next Week. Anybody interested in what it was like should read his book. I didn’t get to read it until the 1970’s and was so pleased to find that things I was uncertain of did actually occur, one such was the meals. Thanks for that wherever you are Leslie. Tea consisted on two slices of bed and jam. No butter or Marge, just the jam. Strangely enough my brother and I were happy there. The boys would sing the Kingston song, “There is a mouldy shack on Kingston Hill, Where we get goshy soup that makes us ill,…etc. Kingston had its own language for instance, “massive” meant ‘extremely’ so one could say “massive small”. “Goshy” meant ‘rubbish’ and so on.

I got a job as an errand boy shopping for a lady in the town. She used to give me tuppence (Two pennies) and I would go to the greengrocers and buy carrots to eat and share them with my brother.

The air raids continued and we many more nights in the air-raid shelter. My brother and I had to share a bunk ( the explanation given for this requirement was that well, that we were brothers!) We had a top bunk and every time a bomb dropped somewhere close rust would detach itself from the iron roof and fall on us. One day we were out walking on, I believe, Kingston Hill when our ‘Nurse’ the accompanying adult, spotted fighters and bombers in a so called dog-fight in the sky overhead. We were ushered into a ditch and made to lie down. There was a cold lump of dog shit in the ditch where I was supposed to lay my head but for obvious reasons I decided to take my chance with the bombs! By peering through the bushes all we could see was vapour trails and could hear nothing of note. After a while we were allowed to climb out of the ditch and return to our walk.

On the 17th March, 1944 Paul and I were evacuated to Argyll Street, Castlefields, Shrewsbury, with Mr. and Mrs. Blent. They were old then and he probably would have retired but for the war. There we were ideally happy. We loved the school, the adults, the other children, the open fields and hills, the canal and especially we loved the river Severn and the weir. Such a magic place. I used to catch tiny salmon tiddlers by tying string round an empty jam jar and suspending it in the water and when the tiddlers entered heave it out to wonder at their golden, blue and scarlet flashes magnified by the jar. I was also ‘adopted’ by Mrs. Blent’s son-in-law who lived next door. He had an exempted occupation as a train driver and was a keen fisherman. He would take me fishing on the Severn for dace, salmon and pike.

Mr. Blent kept racing pigeons in a pigeon loft in the garden and it was through him I learned how to identify the many colourings of racing pigeons. There was one pigeon of which he was inordinately proud but which had died some years before. Its photo hung on the living room wall and the pigeons name was “Innocent”.

At some stage the Yanks arrived in great numbers and set up their Headquarters in the best hotel in town. The Brits in those days were a clipped up, taciturn race ,as an example if you got on a train no-one would speak for the whole journey. I suppose after years of war what with the blitz and men being killed at the front line or taken prisoners you could hardly expect anything less but the thing is, the Yanks were quite different from any other men I had ever known. As children we found them kind, decent and charming young men, always ready with a smile, good natured and friendly.

On the 17th July, 1945 our Salopian Idyll came to an end when Dad, home for a few days leave, came to collect us and take us back to Rush Green, Dagenham, where we now occupied a flat above a shop, 103, Rush Green Road and I began at my new school in Longbridge Road, Dagenham. We exchanged the meadowed banks of the mighty Severn for that oily sewer, the river Rom and the tumbling Midland hills for the grey, devastated estates of what is now the London Borough of Havering. I was so unhappy at leaving Shrewsbury that my mother later confided she had thought of ending me back.

At some time afterwards we returned to Lilac Gardens where VJ day was celebrated with a bonfire in the street. World War II was officially over. Dad was demobbed in January,1946 but we weren’t able to return to our own home in Harold Wood until 1947.

Of my own family my father served for six years with the Royal Engineers, all of it in the U.K. although in many parts of it. My Uncle Arthur Pilgrim was at Dunkirk, Egypt with the 8th Army, Sicily and Italy, Burma and India, back to the U.K. France after D.Day and Germany. He was also in the Royal Engineers in Bomb Disposal. My father recounted the story of how, after Dunkirk, Uncle Arthur’s wife was in our front room crying and saying softly, “My poor Arthur. My poor Arthur.” When there was a knock at the door and in strode Uncle Arthur, complete with his Lee Enfield .303 rifle. He had a cavalier approach to life and within a few minutes was showing some other chap how to slope arms ! He eventually died of old age in Wales. A cousin was in the merchant navy and died when his ship ,the Rawalpindi was sunk by enemy action Another cousin died when shot down whilst serving in Bomber Command. Another Aunt served in the A.T.S. and is still alive living in Suffolk. So my family was mainly lucky – we made it.

I feel greatly privileged to have known these men and women who served so nobly in a great cause. Ordinary men and women, schoolteachers, plumbers, plasterers, housewives. To have listened to their stories and wondered at how they could lead such dangerous and tormented lives and then go back to being ordinary men and women without the legions of counsellors, psychologists and the like experienced these days is a matter for wonder. No counsellors, no shoulders to weep on, no TV cameras to record the scene. Just get on with it. And if you are too young to have experienced that war then you must feel proud of them too.

Here follows such a story told to me by a man named Smith, a Greengrocer in the village of Thorpe-le-Soken, in Essex in 1962.

Smith was in the peace-time Air force serving in Malaya. He had a friend, also in the RAF, who had a job as bodyguard to a high ranking officer and he encouraged Mr. Smith to apply for the job having been assured it was only a decoration and it was unnecessary to be a good shot or know unarmed combat. Smithy duly applied and got the post which he enjoyed simply accompanying his Officer on duties around Malaya.

Of course it was too good to last and we know why ! War was declared and the Japanese troops had no bother in brushing the British aside as they marched the whole way down the Malayan Peninsular. As the Japanese advanced there was panic in Singapore and all the women and children were evacuated by plane and ship. Finally a small but speedy Squadron of ships and fast boats left Singapore for Australia with as many high ranking Officers and their bodyguards as could be mustered.

They sailed for Australia but on the way were twice ambushed by Japanese warships. They managed to escape during the night by dodging between small islands but Smithy’s boat was holed below the waterline. They managed to limp to an uninhabited island where they beached the boat and managed to live like latter day Robinson Crusoe’s.

After a few days they were discovered by a Japanese Patrol Boat and taken as prisoners of war.. In Smithy’s case it was the infamous Changi Jail followed by forced labour on the Burma Railway. As I said at the beginning, when I met him around 1962 he was a village greengrocer and I have no way of checking his story but I have to say I am convinced it was true.

Here’s another true war story told to me by a retired Harbour Master at Dartmouth in Devon, one Captain Penny. He too was in Malaya with his wife when the Japanese invaded and all the civilians were put on ships and evacuated. Captain Penny arrived late at the port ( I can’t now remember where) and only by pleading with the Captain of a ship which was already full to bursting point did he manage to get her away. The ship was bound for India and after a few days the situation had deteriorated and Captain Penny was evacuated too, a few days after his wife .

By chance he arrived at the same port at which his wife had first disembarked so he went straight to the local bank and was trying to make funds available for her anywhere in the world but the teller wasn’t able to do so, he needed a specific town. By one of those unimaginable chances the man at the next teller position interrupted to tell Captain Penny he had met Mrs. Penny and that she was on her way to South Africa, I think Durban.

A few weeks later Captain Penny arrived at Durban. He walked down the street and bumped into his wife.!

This story gives some indication of what a turmoil the world was in. Again I am unable to vouch for his veracity but when Captain Penny told me this story he was sober and in an earnest mood. From what I knew of him he was not a man to embellish or lie.

Do I bear any grudges ? Well, we are all creatures of conditioning, even at the war’s end our whole school was taken to the cinema to see Shakespeare’s Henry V, a rotten production but loaded up with bits from other Shakespeare’s plays to ram home the “This England” story. We were subject to propaganda too. There is still some resentment at Germany and Japan but it is the innocent Germans and Japanese who paid the price for the guilty and in the final reckoning their suffering was worse.





























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A Mad Mad World my Masters

Age limit on cigarettes could be increased to 18.

Pro-smoking groups protest, but public backs plan to toughen tobacco law.
The minimum age at which people can buy cigarettes is to be raised from 16 to 18 years under plans being considered by the government. Department of Health sources have told The Observer that there is a case to be made for raising the age and is looking to consult on the issue, believing it could prove popular.

So, we get the situation where I could be in bed next to a lovely sixteen year old girl after something perfectly legal had occurred but would be breaking the law if I were to offer her a cigarette. Post-coital tristesse will never be the same again.

Saturday, 3 December 2005

Snoop Piggy Pig

Jobs not over till the paperworks done.

This comes from a police officer and details the paperwork needed in the event of an arrest.
Oh but this is just the beginning of the process. You forget the:
Search of offender
Booking in of property/evidence
Completion of Incident Report Book
Fingerprints & DNA
Add to Crime System
Add to Intelligence system
Add to Missing/vulnerable persons database
Police National Computer Check of Offender
Police National Computer Update of Offender details
Case File Including:


  • MG1 - Front Page
  • MG4 - Copy of charge sheet
  • MG4A - Conditional Bail
  • MG5 - Case Summary for overworked CPS Prosecutor
  • MG6 - Confidential Info
  • MG6B - Disclosure of Officers past history i.e. convictions
  • MG6C - Disclosure of unused material i.e. unused notes or cctv
  • MG6D - sensitive Info
  • MG6E - The signed certification that nothing will undermine the CPS's case
  • MG7 - Remand in custody application
  • MG10 - Witness non-availability calendar
  • MG11 - All evidence in statement form
  • MG12 - Exhibit list
Prosecutors PNC Printout
Copy of Custody Record
Copy of Incident Report
Update Custody Record
Interview
and more....
Some of these are really a folder of documents. Ane we wonder why we see so few bobbies on the streets..................

Friday, 2 December 2005

Old Comrades

THE LOVE of man and woman is as fire,
To warm, to light, but surely to consume
And self-consuming die. There is no room
For constancy and passionate desire.
We stand at last beside a wasted pyre,
Touch its dead embers, groping in the gloom;
And where an altar stood, erect a tomb,
And sing a requiem to a broken lyre.
But comrade-love is as a welding blast
Of candid flame and ardent temperature:
Glowing most fervent, it doth bind more fast;
And melting both, but makes the union sure.
The dross alone is burnt—till at the last
The steel, if cold, is one, and strong and pure.

More about that last post

And this comes from a website that sells and discusses Hindu paintings.

Royal Mail to avoid selling stamp

I don't know who is the most stupid here. The Post Office accepting the design of the stamp or the fuss made bythe Forum over it's distribution. The Christian religion suffered very many deliberate insults and daft restrictions. Look at almost any Saint and we find that they died in a most unsalubrious manner - torn apart, pierced with arrows, crucified. However, it seems that those of the Christian faith have sufficient confidence to ignore these matters. Those who complained in this instance seem to lack that attribute. They do appear to have an over-weening idea of their own importance - calls for a withdrawal indeed.
I'm not a God-botherer. Just someone who cannot understand what is so important in things like this.
Here's someone who feels even more strongly and has interesting comments

The Hindu Forum of Britain has welcomed the discussions between the Department of Trade and Industry and the Royal Mail.

This has resulted in a decision on 4th November that Post Office branches would not to issue the 68 pence Christmas stamp to customers unless specifically requested.

The 68p Christmas stamp featured a picture of Hindus worshipping Baby Christ, and had led to calls for a withdrawal by Hindu organisations in the UK.

However, at a meeting on 7th November between Hindu organisations and Royal Mail, it was discovered that Royal Mail had not yet communicated this message of withdrawal to the 40,000 Post Office counters.

As a result, Post Office counters were still selling the stamp until the evening of 7th November.

"We had our people walking into Post Offices on 5th and 7th November to check if the counter clerks had actually received a message from the head office asking them to avoid selling the stamps," claimed Arjan Vekaria, Chair of the Hindu Forum of Britain's security committee.

"But the clerks were continuing to sell the stamps and informed us they had no such message from their head office. This was unacceptable."

"It would have taken Royal Mail thirty minutes on Friday to have designed and sent this message to every counter in the country but even after four days, not a single Post Office counter had received the message to avoid selling the stamps," commented Kishore Ruparelia, General Secretary of the Vishwa Hindu Parishad UK. "We specifically asked them why they had delayed sending the message but they were was no reply from them."

After the outrage expressed by community leaders at the meeting on 7th November, Royal Mail finally issued instructions to all Post Office branches on 8th November asking them to not sell the 68p Christmas stamps unless a customer specifically requested it.

The message to Post Office branches said, "Royal Mail has .. asked that the 68 pence Christmas stamp only be offered when specifically requested by a customer. The standard default issue for 68 pence stamps should be the definitive stamp or any other 68 pence special stamp you have in stock. Please note - no further stocks of this stamp will be issued to branches."

"Royal Mail informed us that they would not do a reprint of the 68p Christmas stamp," explained C B Patel, Chair of the Hindu Forum of Britain's Patrons Council.

"We asked Royal Mail if they had actually intended to reprint any of the other five Christmas stamps. We have not yet heard back from them."

Community leaders in the UK have now requested Hindus in the country not to buy the 68p Christmas stamp over the counter.

"We welcome Royal Mail's assertion that they will consult us for any future use of Hindu icons," said Ramesh Kallidai, secretary general of the Hindu Forum of Britain.

"They have said Royal Mail will review its procedures to ensure that future images are appropriately screened to avoid unintentional offence to any community in the UK."

Thursday, 1 December 2005

Jung enough for a policeman

I have often wondered if police service requires that one be a psychologist to join or whether one learns enough on the job to pass as one
This guy seems to have it all sussed anyway.

Christmas thoughts

Those of the clan who come here will know my thoughts about Christmas. I was going to post them here a bit nearer the day. However, this guy has summed it up better than I could.

Romance is dead?

Whatever happened to that old routine of a flower, London show, taxi to booked table in nice restaurant, good food eaten slowly, good wine drunk quickly, taxi home and then suggestion about coffee? This is from a Urban dictionary I get each day
1. booty call
(noun)a phonecall, page, or conversation aimed at getting into your pants.Not an invite to a movie or dinner, not just coffee, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's fcuk"
I woke at 4 a.m. with a massive hard-on. I picked up the phone and gave Ruthie a booty call. I wanted to mount her so very, very much. I had it REAL bad !
Source: Jake, Jan 14, 2004
2. booty call
A call for sex.
I was mad horny, so I gave my boyfriend a booty cal

Wednesday, 30 November 2005

Natural disasters - Asia

Impact of natural disasters in Asia and the Pacific, 1972–2000
number killed
(thousands)
number affected
(thousands)
damage
(US$1 000)
South Asia 761 2 164 034 60 881
Southeast Asia 73 284 074 33 570
Northwest Pacific and East Asia 606 1 447 643 317 174
Central Asia 3 4 895 986
Australia and New Zealand 1 15 761 21 900
South Pacific 4 4 061 3 139
total 1 447 3 920 467 437 649


That is a hell of a lot of people and does not include the latest by way of the tsunami and the Pakistan earthquake. Those who die on the African continent are also missing.

I show it here as an introduction to a sort of apology on my part. That's not a phrase I type very often. Someone on a forum was querying God's purpose in natural disasters. I contributed my opinion that it was His form of birth control and served the purpose of limiting populations in countries which, generally, were inadequate in resources - physical, financial or motivational - to support the numbers there already at anything above the most basic level.

I'm sure there are enough who have read even this far to foresee what attention this attracted. I'm sure that without the protection of cyber space, I would have been excommunicated and crucified upside down many times over.

I make no apology. The concept of Holy Durex was one imparted to me by someone I regard as the nearest thing to a Saint that I have ever met. That includes Mother Teresa who said she would pray for me; I know not why. When I was based in Korea back in 1955'ish I came across an orphanage. It was a few miles off any beaten track. Dilapidated from something not too wonderful to start with. All wide open spaces and long corridors with big communal dormiteries. The Boss lady was a Sister Theresa. She had been at the monastry for 35 years at that time and had risen from junior bum wiper to Sister Superior. In all her time there, she had never been more than ten miles from the orphanage. This would have put here there at the time of the Japanese occupation of Korea. The Japanese had not been very nice but she did not say a word against them. She had no other Europeans with her and only a small team of Korean sisters and lay workers. The link here shows her in about 1953.

The place contained I know not how many kids. From babes in arms up to about 12 or 13 year olds. The adult staff were totally outnumbered and it was obvious that the kids looked after each other. Those of three looked after one year olds, five year olds looked after three year olds. The youngest were kept confined to their beds with sort of swaddling clothes round them and the whole tied to the bed frame. A fair proportion of the children had disabilities. Disabilities - what a nice sort of word. What they were called back then was cripples and that definitely described their lives and prospects. Some quite clearly had mental problems. There was nothing organised to keep the kids in any way involved in life. They had no toys, they knew no games, Half of them didn't even have names that they recognised.

When an outsider came - which I gathered was extremely rare - the children crowded around like sheep when feed is dished out. No animation, no pushing or shoving, no noise, nothing except big big eyes that followed any movement. If you put a hand in your pocket, all eyes followed it and waited to see what happened next. Clothing was scarce. Nearly all were totally barefoot. Most wore only some sort of vest that generally ended at about belly button level. I was told that this was all-year round wear. Korean winters are very very extreme. Vehicle radiators freeze up as the vehicle is driven along. Put a bare hand on metal and bits of skin stay behind. It is a wet cold.

I was dumbfounded. Korea was a place with very low standards of living but I had never even imagined this. It made Inn of the 6th Happiness look like Butlins. On that first chance discovery, I spoke with Theresa. She explained that the orphanage had been overcrowded whilst the war was in progress and the kids were genuine orphans. The children I was seeing were mainly mixed race progeny arising from kids born to Korean single mothers made pregnant by US troops. This was very shameful and the children were abandoned on the orphanage doorstep. Martha came out with the remark that 'these children are left on the doorstep. Many of them die before we find them in the winter and we have to bury them. And they are not even Catholic'. A woman made very hard by what she experienced. It was during one of my later visits that she commented that the future of these kids and the country was such that it would be better for them if they all went to Heaven as soon as possible. She then spoke of natural disasters being one way of keeping population within capability.

We got the place adopted by the Army. Many things 'disappeared' from their rightful place and ended up there. One of the most tangible changes was in the kids when they got to receive visitors. They became much more animated.

Tuesday, 29 November 2005

Ya no mas

Cuba does not seem to figure greatly in our daily thoughts. Che is no longer the idol of revolting students and I suppose all that most of us know is that Castro is able to make speeches lasting seven or eight hours non-stop. I've met quite a few who have holidayed in Cuba and they all seem to have enjoyed themselves and did not mention any political tenseness. I only think of Cuba in terms of cigars.
However, I typed Cuba into the search engine during a moment of boredom and found a whole batch of blogs by his opposition. Seems that his blend of communism is not appreciated and there is a voluable group of critics.
Wonderful thing is boredom. I'd never have known had I been following some directed line of inquiry.

Sno joke

This is the sort of scene I suppose the weather forecasters were thinking of. It is, of course, by my old mate Pieter Brueghel the Elder so that puts it back in the 16th century. Just as well - I think the guys coming off the hill have been hunting with dogs. Difficult to see at this size but the real paintings are fascinating for the detail that is crammed in. I used to stand well back at the start and walk in closer quite slowly. Things one missed at three paces away jumped into detail at two steps off. Both the Brueghels had this talent - some of the interiors will keep you amused for hours.
Funny thing was when we lived in Antwerp. I used to get invited to a number of the dinner parties the civilian staff held for each and every Saint's Day or whenever they could get together for a feed, serious drinking and dance marathon. At the end of some evenings I used to look around at the dead and dying and it always reminded me of these two guys.

Back to the trough?

I do not suppose that too many of us here in the UK read many foreign papers - there is more than enough of our own media than we need to wrap chips. However, here is a nice little tit-bit from a far away country. Lot of oil there. Just like Iraq. Being praised by the member (what an apt word for this guy! An upright member) for Bow & Bethnal Green. Just like he did in Iraq where, I hasten to add, it has not been admitted by him that he was doing nicely on vouchers.Wonder what the benefits are for his constituents?

Monday, 28 November 2005

No need for AA

Wandering from blog to blog, I came across this:

In the Elderly

Many people feel that it is normal for elderly persons to be depressed. This is a dangerous misconception. If you suspect an older adult is suffering from a depressive illness, a thorough medical examination should be given as soon as possible.

  • Unusual complaints of aches and pains (back, stomach, arms, legs, head, chest), fatigue, slowed movements and speech, loss of appetite, inability to sleep, weight increase or decrease, blurred vision, dizziness, heart racing, anxiety.
  • Inability to concentrate, remember or think straight (sometimes mistaken for dementia). An overall sadness or apathy, withdrawal; inability to find pleasure in anything.
  • Irritability, mood swings or constant complaining; nothing seems to make the person happy.
  • Talk of worthlessness, not being needed anymore, excessive and unwarranted guilt.
  • Frequent doctor visits without relief in symptoms; all tests come out negative.
  • Alcoholism, which can mask an underlying depression.
That's OK then - I don't drink.

Anti-rape panties


That'll do it!

Cheeky girl

Don't know what Novagrecia is but I am all in favour of it.

One in four - everywhere or just in sink estates?

From today's Telegraph. Scary statistics. Come on B Liar - tough on crime and all that. These are just kids and not those nasty terrorists.

Millions of young people 'on wrong side of the law'
By Philip Johnston, Home Affairs Editor
Filed: 25/11/2005)
Almost three million young people aged between 10 and 25 have been involved in crime or anti-social behaviour in the past year, according to Home Office figures published yesterday.Half were classified as serious or frequent offenders and about 22 per cent admitted to using drugs - even trying them when they were as young as eight. The figures emerged from the Offending, Crime and Justice Survey designed to establish the true level of juvenile crime. The conventional British Crime Survey does not include offences committed by children under 16.Researchers sought the views of a sample of 5,000 young people and asked whether they had committed any of 20 specific crimes, including burglary, thefts, robberies, assaults and drug dealing. A quarter had committed at least one of the offences in the past year. From this, they extrapolated that, across the country, about 1.6 million had committed a property crime and 1.7 million a violent offence. Half a million had committed at least one or more serious offence. The survey group was also asked about anti-social behaviour such as graffiti - admitted to by three per cent - or being "noisy or rude in a public place", which was conceded by 16 per cent.The most common offences were assault (16 per cent) and theft (12 per cent). However, of the sample, only small proportions had been arrested or sentenced in the courts.
Richard Garside, the director of the Crime and Society Foundation, said: "It's hardly a shock to find that many children and young people commit some crime. But on the Home Office's own definitions one young person in every eight is a serious offender, and one in every 12 is a prolific offender. Does this not call into question the point of such definitions?" David Davis, the shadow home secretary, said: "This report demonstrates the extent of the problem there now exists with crime among young people. We need root and branch reform." Separate research showed that almost half of prolific young offenders on a flagship community sentence breached their conditions or were thrown off the programme.

Gives Thanks

This here is something you just have to read. Would be nice if our incomers were so keen to adhere to the customs of their 'new' homeland.

That Was The Comedy Show That Was - Goodness Gracious Me.

Amongst the ton or more of Sunday papers, I read a passing comment about the latest series on TV of ‘Little Britain’. Someone who had just emerged from a Rip van Winkle state was unable to see what was funny. This struck a chord with me inasmuch as I felt the new production was below par in comparison with the earlier shows. Exactly what it was that had gone wrong evaded me. The gross exaggeration of the characters still shocked at times but I deemed to be missing the full in your face effect.
One of the things that I had enjoyed was that I felt it was challenging as well as being entertaining. The programme seemed to be saying what I sometimes wanted to say but where I lacked a platform and, maybe, the concern about how my opinion would sound. No one could be offended by Daffyd (The Only Gay In The Village) and his lesbian barmaid. They brought out the question of alternative sex lives in a way that no one could claim was offensive and this could lead to further discussion. The pretend-disabled guy in the wheelchair and his carer had similar properties. We have now seen enough episodes, and catch-phrases have entered everyday usage, that shock has worn off. The critic awakening after his 40 year snooze was just too late. Rather like joining a group just at the moment the punch line of a joke is revealed.
Other long-term TV entertainments such as East Enders, Coronation Street, Casualty and Co seem destined to run for ever. Admittedly, they are drama rather than entertainment but it seems that the viewers do not tire of them as happens with comedy shows.
We have a history of spurning great entertainment. I can only go back to TW3. There again the – let’s call it honesty and shock – of the script was it’s main attraction. It broke all sorts of taboos and taste boundaries. I think it must have been the first to ridicule the Royal Family. Again, time robbed it of its attraction. It was not that suitable new targets did not exist. The unique selling point had been lost.
Other shows that demanded attention to issues other than comedy were those involving Alf Garnett. He opened up discussions on bigotry, racial and sexual prejudice. He was so dreadful that he was able to refer to things that none other dared to raise in public or over their breath. Well, not strictly. I sort of grew up in that part of his East End and there were many real Alf Garnetts. I think that any attempt now to reprise Death us Do Part would run into serious trouble – Mosley on the march sort of reaction.
OK – what went wrong with the Muppet Show? Humongous whilst it was here and died with a whimper. No confrontation other than gentle mickey taking of the guests. No big brave statements. I think it was like our favourite Teddy Bear or comfort blanket – we just grew out of it.
There was the series based upon an Army entertainment unit in India during the last World War – ‘It ain’t half hot Mum’. This was not so ‘in your face’ as the others but again, it exposed misconceptions about Indians and included sexual discrimination in a low-key style. I think that went for something like the Muppets. Those who had served in the Army in general and in India in particular were a dying breed and support just ran out. It still gets repeated quite a bit in the outer space of Sky after 1 a.m.
More recent entertainment has also faded after a big glossy start. Goodness Gracious Me. Again, we get the pattern that it said things banned or difficult for the rest of us. It mocked our perception of the Indian life style but, as it was written and performed by Indians, how could any of us complain? It showed us just how stupid and wrong those attitudes were. There was a similar style show before this – I’ve forgotten the title but it was scripted and performed by black artists. They reflected our prejudices in comic style and exposed them for what they were – ignorant and ill-informed. The show included a Nigerian (played by Desmond someone) who was here ostensibly to study as an accountant but repeatedly failed his examinations despite having lived in England for more than 10 years. He explained that his ‘fadder was very rich mon’. We had a real one of these employed by me as a security guard and I found great difficulty restraining myself when he spoke of his, naturally, rich family in Nigeria. I did once ask him what his father did that made him rich but was unable to fully understand his answer because it was hurting to bite my lips.
So, it seems that comedy is constantly re-inventing itself. Even going back to live entertainment before TV was a common possession. Max Wall - I saw him twice and would not bother a third time. Charlie Chaplin - once was enough funny as he was. Arthur Askey - my third seeing was my last. Tommy Trinder - ah; different. I could have stayed with him.
Just another little thing from the pre-waste recycling papers. There was an interview with the cameraman who had shot a lot of Sophia Loren's movies. He explained that to do his job properly he had to discuss and get close to her and examine her from all angles. Over time, this grew to an intimacy they both recognised. He said, 'But I was married and didn't dare to risk it'
My God! Didn't dare. Risk it. I've been good all my marriage - except, occasionally, mentally - but being in his position would certainly have led me astray.

Sunday, 27 November 2005

Media bias? surely not!

Having taken the Queen's Shilling and then being forced to earn it over more than twenty years, I know just how useless the media is at presenting really faithful accounts of service life and conditions. It's hard to do anyway. Either it is quite routine (aka boring), rush and wait with false alarms or total chaos interspersed with a fair degree of disorienting panic.
Because of this, I've not been too confused by the lack of convergence in tales from Iraq as related in the media and as told by many of the military bloggers. There are some exceptions though but mainly unsponsored. I have found quite a fair report on a military-inspired initiative to correct the inbalance. Makes good reading and it seems a shame that, by it's very nature, it is unlikely to get widespread coverage.

Saturday, 26 November 2005

Winter drawers on

This is what we have NOT had but I thought it might invoke the curse of the snow gods. What should have been nice crisp snow has come down in abundance but as heavy, freezing, driving rain.
Flooding all over the place. I was worrying about the road salt under the car but no problem with that after today's rain. We used to have a petrol Citroen and the engine died under damp if a dog so much as peed within half a mile so I was dubious about the car we now have. No problem at all - she just sailed on through.
I upgraded my mobile this week; part of my Christmas present to me. It is a NEC 343i - matches my iPod dontcherknow! Thing is, it has a zillion and one settings that can be personalized. All described in detail in little tiny print and a great strain on eyes and mind. It is very thin - just like two slices of Ryvita and I think I'm going to like it when I get it all set up. I think back to the old carphones marketed by GPO that were the size of half a jerrican and weighed about six pounds. We'll soon get them down in size so that they can double as the rings on a belly button piercing.
Read a report today that thongs (for women) are now 'just so last year dahling'. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted. If - the Lord forbid - I get to my late 90s, I can go onto Sky and relate the impact they had. With photographs of today or so.
Amused today watching a TV clip about rugby to be played today. They had some of the really big boys on show. Looking at the potential players, every one of them must have a body weight vs. height sort of figure that would make them on the far side of obese. No chance of any serious medical procedure for them then?


Friday, 25 November 2005

Anticipation

So, serious snow was threatened for today. We didn't get any in the village. What should have been snow came down as rain. We certainly had the high winds from the North East and they were showing about zero degrees so, with wind chill, that was quite impressive. I drove missy to the lunch time exercise at the Whiteadder picnic place and we had almost a white-out there with wet snow coming in at about 30 degrees. It was settling on the grass but not on the roads. The picnic valley is always colder than surroundings and today was much worse. I had expected this and had a good selection of clothes on but it still forced me back to the car after about 20 minutes. That dog is as weird as can be. Sometimes here she wants to go outside and sort herself out but does a refusal on the very doorstep if it is raining to the slightest degree. She firmly resists any nudging and squats down periously close to the threshold. However, get her out into weather like today and she is off and running with not a care in the world. She normally keeps a check on me to see where I am. Today's weather meant that anything more than 30/40 yards away was invisible but she dashed off like a runaway train.
George Best finally left us today. I never saw him play live but always watched on the television where possible. He was a star in the days when football was far tougher than today; if defenders could not see the ball, they kicked the man who had it. In addition to getting the ball off them and controlling it as if it were stuck to his boot, he ran around his attackers. I once saw him play the ball by bouncing it off a defender and then re-take control and run away. His private life was his undoing. I think that he was easily bored with something he found so simple to do and had to find things that would turn him on. He had a native wit as one would expect from the back-streets of Belfast but not much education to do more than booze and play the social life. I do not join with those who criticised him for - as they put it - wasting his transplant. If it fitted medically then he should have had it. To allocate spares on the basis of the value of the receiving individual is not the way to make life-saving decisions. It does seem to be creeping in. Some NHS trust has said that it will not do hips or knee replacements if the patient is obese. That, to obese me, is like saying that it is OK to drive over wobbly cyclists.
We're well ahead of the game here. All the Christmas presents are collected in and only await wrapping and despatch. Card lists ready. Early skirmishes have been made on the food front with a big fishy order off to Loch Awe. I'm already in Christmas mode - wishing it was all over.
My puppy and I have a bonus day tomorrow. Norma is away at sparrow fart to some 'Ladies who sew' event at Harrogate which means an early start and late return. I am due to go to the Farmers' Market at Haddington for big chunks of venision but, other than that, the day is our own. Mind you, all bets are off if the looked-for snow descends tonight.

Thursday, 24 November 2005

Rule Bri.. er, um, Rule Who?

Because of my somewhat trenchant views, I attract quite a bit of the “League of St. George” sort of publicity. I treat most of it as humour but now and again I come across something – or, rather, it comes across me as I do not seek it out – that makes me think we are going a bit awry. Here’s something that lays out a number of my concerns. Small ‘taster’ below.

THE WHOLE OF THE UNITED KINGDOM IS FIGHTING FOR ITS EXISTENCE, HOWEVER SOME PEOPLE HAVE NOT YET WOKEN UP TO THAT FACT. WE HAVE BEEN INVADED BY FOREIGNERS FROM EVERY CORNER OF THE GLOBE, ALL DETERMINED TO TAKE A PIECE OF THE PIE THAT WAS ONCE THE BEST IN THE WORLD. THE LIBERAL FRATERNITY HAVE COMPLETELY UNDERMINED US WITH THEIR RIDICULOUS PC IDEOLOGY. SUCCESSIVE GOVERNMENTS HAVE SOLD US OUT, PIECE BY PIECE, BUT NONE MORE SO THAN THIS TREACHEROUS BUNCH OF CORRUPT, LICENTIOUS DESPOTS, RULING BY DEFAULT AND FRAUD.

Wednesday, 23 November 2005

What knoweth a man who knows only......

For some reason today, I found myself wondering how many Americans had passports. This came from reading postings from that country on an obscure forum. These, in the main, displayed a very sad lack of knowledge of what goes on outside their own little world of McDonalds County. I had some granite chip in my brain that was bleeping with a figure of 30%. Never mind, I'll save any dispute as someone has already done a fairly convincing analysis. Well, 20%. That's not a lot is it? The point is made that they do not need passports to go into Mexico, I cannot say how many this covers but I do not consider Mexico to be a mind-broadening destination. My 30% was also relevant it seems as that is about the figure for members of Congress who have never been out of the country (except, maybe, Mexico).
Now, this is scary. America has a tremendous influence in this world. Good or evil is immaterial, just possession is sufficient. They seek to involve themselves - mainly with good intentions - in the lives of a large proportion of the people on the earth's surface. They have the idea that theirs is the ideal way of life without too much knowledge of how things are arranged elsewhere.
Methinks they would be better occupied in putting their foot on foreign soil rather than in their mouth.

Tuesday, 22 November 2005

Oh! Some of these customs have to be preserved...

And this is happening right now in a village in Pakistan. It is a country-wide custom in a land where the President is described as a strong ruler supportive of Western values.
A village council in Pakistan has decreed that five women should be abducted, raped or killed for refusing to honour childhood "marriages"
Pakistan is a country appealing for much more aid after the latest earthquake. They claim they would have been better treated if more Europeans had been involved.
Yeah - right.

Monday, 21 November 2005

Many a true word spoken in jest

Save our police

I have waited for the dust to settle a bit before writing MY take on the recent shooting of a West Yorkshire police officer.
We have had ‘not a woman’s’ job comments, ‘better protection’, ‘arm all police’ and ‘bring back capital punishment’ responses.
Insofar as job for women. There is nothing about police work that inherently determines which sex should do it. It is only fairly recently that female officers have been fully integrated. It used to be that they were reserved to deal with offences against women or young children and none would wish that they went back to this limited range of tasks.
Better protection. This presumably means armour. What is most often seen on our police is only a stab vest. This offers no real protection against firearms of even small calibre and low velocity. It is possible to buy proper bullet-proof waistcoats or to upgrade the stab vest by fitting ceramic plates into pockets. This does, however, make the item very heavy and cumbersome. Getting in and out of vehicles or running is made difficult. Additionally, the vest does not give full cover of vulnerable areas. On some, the vest looks like a support bra. The sides of the body are unprotected as is the head and lower body. They cannot be considered really effective. There is also the problem that once an authority recognises the danger by providing bullet-proof clothing, they fall within the scrutiny of Health & Safety who would rule whether they are adequate; they obviously are not.
Arm all the police. Well, funnily enough, they do not all want to be armed. A recent police federation poll showed this to be against the wishes of a large majority. Many said they would leave the service the day the police were universally armed. Some may be concerned at what happens to a firearms officer who does open fire and kills someone. The investigation is intensive and prolonged. Not everyone is capable of being trained to just handle firearms safely still less decide when to shoot and have a real confidence of hitting their target. Police numbers would not permit the removal from current duties of any significant number of candidates for a firearms course and the annual reclassification. Metropolitan police firearms instructors claim it takes five years for an officer to reach the stage where they regard them as fully competent.
Bring back capital punishment. This has a permanent season ticket in the minds of the general public and appears whenever there is a particularly harrowing murder or series of murders. The calls from the public however, never seem to find resonance in the ears of MPs who reject change with a large majority whenever the subject comes up. I did find a well-reasoned presentation on why this should be. The main objection is that execution is so final and there is no redress in the event of a flaw in the legal proceedings that led to the judicial killing. There are opinions that such miscarriages would be much reduced because of advances in forensic science such as DNA and fingerprint analysis. I personally do not thing that a reduction is quite enough. There are no degrees of death – it is as unlikely as being ‘a little bit pregnant’. Another risk is typified in the case of Timothy Evans who was hung for the murder of his wife and child. Evans was somewhat backward and was suggested as the killer by John Christie who lived in the same buildings as Evans. Christie was later identified as a serial killer of prostitutes and it was he who had killed Mrs Evans and her child.
So, what can be done? Firstly – do we really need to do anything? The loss of one life is to be condemned but we should recognise that police do what is a dangerous job and their death is an unfortunate element in their work. I do not want police officers to give their lives when there is an alternative. Changing the publics’ perception of their police is a risky business. Confidence and results declined when the policeman on the street was relocated into panda cars. We like to feel that the ‘bobby’ is approachable and friendly. Dixon of Dock Green was a figure to whom we could relate. Replacing PC George Dixon with the heavily protected and awesome Officer RoboCop would be a bad move. To me, it is clear that we need to have both.
Couch potato critics will say that we already have Armed Response Teams on patrol. Yes we do. They still do not have the operational freedom to mount their weapons and there are not enough of them. Their numbers need to be much increased and they should have the best resources and administration we can provide. Faster transport. Dedicated drivers with advanced driving qualifications. Better nation-wide communications. Targeting of high risk areas. A range of weapons and ammunition to cover all circumstances. There is a reluctance to issue Tasers because someone might get killed. Tough – issue them and leave it to the officers’ discretion when to deploy them. Remote control from someone sitting in an operations cell miles from the action is not satisfactory to deal with a fast-changing and developing situation. The Rules of Engagement need to be re-evaluated and made known to everyone – police, general public and the crooks. I am expected to know that shoving a broken bottle in someone’s face will get me a life sentence so why can I not know what will happen if I insist in waving a real or replica weapon in a manner that suggests I might use it?
Sentencing is part of the legal review that is also required. Evidence that the policy of “Tough on crime and tough on the causes of crime” is for real must be firm, clear and widespread. Police abuse of the old Judges Rules led to introduction of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act. This introduced essential safeguards but was written at a time when law and order was not under such a heavy and serious challenge as today. For example, police were constrained in the latest incident in releasing descriptions of men they wanted to interview as this could have compromised the evidence from eye-witnesses at any identification parade. There are more.
Attempts to ban handguns after serious incidents were somewhat knee-jerk in style. All that has happened is that those who held short weapons legally have had to surrender them. The crooks can still buy very effective arms and ammunition illegally. There are even people who will rent them out by the day. In the context of their intended crimes, possession of an unlawful weapon is the least of their concerns. Therefore, greater attention must be given to removing weapons from the community.
As in all crime prevention or reduction, much depends on the risk of being caught. So, in events where arms are involved, the odds relating to detection, prosecution, conviction and imposition of a significant sentence have to be significantly raised in favour of the police. If needs be, new legislation. Just let it be written by a proper team of draughtsmen and not on the back of a fag packet by some jovial old buffer of a Home Secretary. Do away with the term ‘life’ or define it exactly. Until death, for 15 (or so) years. Say it, mean it, and stick to it. Get the judiciary on side. No release on licence or grounds of ill-health. Heighten the threshold of judicial review.

Sunday, 20 November 2005

Weather watch

Another fine, dry day. Big blue skys all around with just a bit of cloud coming in for the morning and evening sun rise and set displays.
Only small cloud on my horizon with all this is that it looks to me to be the sort of conditions that comes ahead of a lot of snow. The good looking ladies of the weather forecast offices seem to think the same so my aching knee agrees with the computers.
I like snow - don't get me wrong. Only problem is that it will disrupt Madam Pointy Nose's trips to exercise areas and we will have to cope with an ADD dog inside the house. She revealed a new trick yesterday after catching a really big cock pheasant. Once I had done all the 'good dog' stuff she set about it again and had it plucked as neat as a whistle inside five minutes. Course, we then had to run off as the wind-blown feathers revealed our position and I thought she might have nicked the bird from under the noses of the beaters. Might get a few quid hiring her out for the festive season. Oven ready birds from sky to table in 10 minutes!

Saturday, 19 November 2005

Well written? Phone 0800.....

I have always appreciated the grace and dignity of written English. The ability to express oneself is much to be valued. My years in the Army were under the cosh of officialdom where there was plenty of form but little style. This is not to say that the services encourage illiteracy; their staff writing has very serious style directives but is drawn to convey intentions and to report detailed fact rather than wander lonely as a cloud.
This explains why I enjoyed something in today’s Times Register amongst the obituaries. One of these concerned a Romany man who became a leader of the organised Gypsies. (It’s OK – the p.c. brigade cannot touch me - I used a capital G).
He was described as having an ‘impressive physical presence, softened by a touch of the dandy that emphasised his Romany heritage’. Having grown up in Essex where Gypsies were known for the purity of their breeding, I can see him before me. So well, almost, that I could have forecast the next comment. “S***h left his wife for a male friend, which led to some tactless criticism amongst traveller families in southeast England whose social tolerance lagged behind those of mainstream society”
There, is that not wonderful?

Friday, 18 November 2005

Common sense really

A good outlook

Having let you into the medical secrets of the day, can I just cheer you up with this forecast?

Have a nice day!

As today is Friday, I intend to have a theme for today’s blogging.

As an aged oxygen-thief and coffin-dodger, thoughts of health occupy most of my sentient hours. How I might improve it, is it worth the bother, where will it all end up.

So, some good and some bad. Let us start with the bad.

We have heard much about a bird flu epidemic and how it would be wise to remain in peak condition lest we start to develop feathers and wings. One of the things was a mass effort, all out, intensive, cost no object campaign to produce zillions of injections of tamiflu for mass distribution to all. OK – now read this little crumb of comfort.

U.S. probes deaths of children who took Tamiflu

WASHINGTON(Reuters) - U.S. regulators are studying the deaths of 12 children in Japan who took Roche AG's flu-fighting drug Tamiflu, officials said on Thursday, but they said it was difficult to tell whether the drug played a role in any of the cases.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said it was "concerning" that 32 psychiatric events, such as hallucinations and abnormal behavior, also had been reported in children who took Tamiflu, which is in high demand because it is considered to be one of the best defenses against avian flu in people.

So – whaderugonnado? I suspect there is little one can do. The government is certainly not going to waste all the drug they spent all that money on are they? It will be renamed. We will be told it is better than tamiflu. Get it down your neck.

OK – let’s balance that with something that might, loosely be termed as good. There is a pun in there that you should detect as you read on.

Daily dose of good bacteria cuts sick leave

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Workers who took a daily dose of beneficial bacteria, also known as probiotics, were much less likely to call in sick than their colleagues given a placebo, a new study from Sweden shows.

Probiotics are contained in yogurt and other fermented foods. They've been shown to have a number of positive health effects, helping, for example, to prevent gastrointestinal ills and to boost immune system function.

So, all one needs to do is spend idiotic amounts of

money on those stupid little bottles. From my experience, the people who had the real McCoy did not call in sick purely because they were closeted in the lavatory whilst foul smelling liquid flowed out of just about every orifice designed for one way traffic. The results of the battle between the ‘good’ bacteria and the ‘bad’ bacteria were such as those last seen on the Somme in World War One. Apparently, the rationale is that the ‘baddies’ are very powerful once ensconced in the gut and massive over-prescription of ‘goodies’ is needed to ensure they do not storm the stomach as some sort of Forlorn Hope.

Statins may delay effects of Alzheimer's -study

LONDON (Reuters) - Cholesterol-lowering drugs may help to delay the progression of Alzheimer's disease, the leading cause of dementia in the elderly, French scientists said on Thursday.

In a three-year study involving 342 Alzheimer's patients, they found that the illness did not develop as quickly in sufferers with high cholesterol levels who were given statins as in patients not taking the drugs.

Professor Florence Pasquier, of the University Hospital in Lille, France, said the drugs "may slow cognitive decline in Alzheimer's disease and have a neuroprotective effect."

Nearly 130 patients in the study had high cholesterol levels. About half were given statins while the remainder did not receive any treatment.

So – I might get to the final curtain with a clear idea of what is to happen to me and exactly how it will come about. Thanks God – I was kind of hoping I’d miss out on that degree of awareness.

Now, this final one is really the bees knees. These guys don’t care about bird flu, tamiflu, Delhi belly or Who the fcuk am I? I think it is a worthwhile enterprise. My only concern is that they might not let me nominate those who should be drafted into the movement with a view to cleaning up the gene pool.

VHEMT (pronounced vehement) is a movement not an organization. It's a movement advanced by people who care about life on planet Earth. We're not just a bunch of misanthropes and anti-social, Malthusian misfits, taking morbid delight whenever disaster strikes humans. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Voluntary human extinction is the humanitarian alternative to human disasters.

We don't carry on about how the human race has shown itself to be a greedy, amoral parasite on the once-healthy face of this planet. That type of negativity offers no solution to the inexorable horrors which human activity is causing.

Rather, The Movement presents an encouraging alternative to the callous exploitation and wholesale destruction of the Earth's ecology.

As VHEMT Volunteers know, the hopeful alternative to the extinction of millions of species of plants and animals is the voluntary extinction of one species: Homo sapiens... us.

Thursday, 17 November 2005

Way back when...

Our local paper republishes items from the archives.

This comes from fifty years ago:
A former rector of Berwickshire High School, Doctor D. S. I**** is receiving protests from parents against their boys taking part in the school swimming classes in the nude. The swimming master says it is the most hygienic way because wool from the costumes clogs up the pool filters.
And this is from a hundred years back:
Residents of our cities are familiar with the imposing vehicles reserved for the accommodation of transgressors of the law. In country districts a much more primitive means of transit is adopted. The good town of Coldstream boasts a humble two-wheeler drawn by a quadruped that may have been a frolicsome young colt something like twenty years ago. In its infrequent runs to Duns, this gaunt steed is driven by the policeman who has charge of the prisoner. But though the distance between the two places is ten miles and the intervening country is very sparsely populated, efforts of escape are seldom, if ever, made.
What a lovely picture this paints from 1905. The leisured style of writing, the words chosen seem so very dated in what is really not much more than my lifetime. As for the nude swimming! I cannot imagine that this was just fifty years back. All costumes were wool – no Speedo skin-tights then. I can remember the woollen shorts. They looked so very smart until getting wet when they drooped down like rhino skin. No matter where purchased, they all looked like they had been knitted by your mum. I doubt if the matter would be so easily disposed of today when one needs almost a licence from Interpol and certificate of approval from the World Health Organisation to come within 100 yards of a fully clothed juvenile. When I concentrate, I can remember that by 1955 I was quite an exponent of mixed bathing and skinny dipping at midnight. I doubt if we would have thought of the excuse about clogging filters had we been challenged.

Wednesday, 16 November 2005

Underpants and soldiers - saucy eh?

I see that David Davis’ wife has revealed that after 30 something years, the passion has gone out of her marriage. She says he still likes a cuddle though.
The fop Camerooon claims that he protects some of his vegetables by planting garlic around them. Just last week we were given the low-down on their preferences in the underwear department. Funny that I know this much – more than I care for – about them but find myself almost totally ignorant of what they are claiming to do for us when one or other of them gets eligible for a Leader of the Opposition pension. Not that it matters who will lead. Neither will have the opportunity to decide what the country does. In a way, I hope it is not Davies who wins. The thought of PM questions every week involving a statement about how he is the child of a single parent and grew up on a council estate is quite daunting.
The circles in which I move are getting quite het-up on the question of politically motivated courts-martial involving soldiers in Iraq. A senior officer has been warned for trial. Opinion seems to be divided between this being a serious case of political correctness where the Guardian-reading community are doing a mea-culpa over the war or just another example of T Bliar again selling the troops down the river in some holier-than-thou act of penitence. To the ordinary Tommy-in-the-trench it is no more than he expects after seeing the lack of support they feel exists. This time though, it is serious. The officers feel wronged. I think the government has nailed its colours to the mast by claiming that the decision to prosecute comes from a totally independent body free of all political influence. Yeah – watch out for effects of blue moon tonight. Some means will need to be found to escape this sackgasse which is leading to no good way out.

Tuesday, 15 November 2005

MRSA kills

There was a radio item this morning about a guy who claims that MRSA is far more widespread than has been admitted by the NHS. He sells MRSA cleaning kits and the general opinion of experts is that he is a con merchant.
Well John, that was interesting – not. Why bother us with the news and then deflate it by saying it was rubbish?
There was much talk about MRSA and cleaning standards. That struck a chord going back to some while ago when I was sitting around in a ward as a visitor. Yes – there was a cleaner operating in the ward. Yes – we had all treated our hands with some spray thing. However, the cleaning method was poorly devised or supervised. The operative had a mop which she fumbled around on the floor. The water used to rinse the mop was dirty. The mop left dirty or greasy smears on the lino. Items such as side cupboards, tables and desks were not moved and the mop was just run along the outline. There was no apparent cleaning of anything between the floor level and flat surfaces such as desktops. The moulded skirting board was not cleaned. There was no sign of any disinfectant.
I cannot understand the debate about proper cleaning. Even if the ward I saw had received attention to the deficiencies, I still would not regard it as ‘proper’ cleaning. I started mentally to draw up a specification for a cleaning contractor and it was quickly apparent we were really looking at a decontamination operation. After all, if it were possible to control MRSA with a Jiffy cloth and Mr Muscle, what is the problem? Even with a decent specification, there could be no guarantee that the standards were maintained by operatives. They would need special training and constant supervision. The Health & Safety people would get involved in protection for cleaners and would doubtless call for the wards to be emptied whilst the work was in progress.
Given the serious complications – not least death – that MRSA brings, it is surprising that the risk has not been better handled. Maybe there is a connection between the cost to achieve the proper standards and the government’s half-hearted response to the threat?

Monday, 14 November 2005

It was the big kids made me do it

I read (Daily Mail mainly) that someone ‘in government’ has suggested that the age of criminal responsibility be set at 16 years of age. It is currently 10 years and attempts are being made to raise it to 12. Just to set things in perspective, this means that the killers of Jamie Bulger would have escaped trial and punishment. In addition to the free-under-16 idea, there is mention that the majority of young offenders come from broken homes.
Home Office research this year showed that one in four boys between 10 and 17 are 'serious or prolific' offenders - a figure that suggests there are half a million boys engaged in burglary, robbery, drug dealing and other serious offences. The report said that a presumption that children are incapable of understanding right from wrong should run until the age of 16. "This would allow for the gradual and highly variable process of moral development in children," it said.
There should be 'normal immunity from prosecution' until 16. Instead, offenders should be dealt with through "family conferencing, restorative justice and youth offender panels".
Family conferencing means talking to an offender with his family; restorative justice involves the offender apologising to and making amends to the victim; and youth offender panels handle probation and rehabilitation schemes. Of course, one first has to get the little scrote to recognise and admit that he was even responsible for what happened. If he denies it, he cannot be put on trial to see if he is a wrongdoer.
Well now – isn’t that all very nice. Where is the ‘man’ who said they would be tough on crime and tough on the causes of crime? Some little sewer rate will get someone older to read the legislation to him and will be away as the Al Capone of the high-rise world. The police will encourage crime reports to reflect that the offender was a small wee bstard thus allowing them to lose interest as not much more than an interview with hyper-activity sticky drinks and Wagon Wheels will result.
I hold to the theory that some people are just evil. They are born evil and will die evil. Nothing that happens in between will cure them or deter or divert them from their wickedness. These Omen-kids will not be detected until they are sufficiently developed mentally and physically to be a real threat to us all. The idea that under-16s lack the capability to understand right from wrong is clearly fatuous. If need be, teach them by showing them what happens when they put their hand in the fire. Modern parents withdraw from many of the things they should teach their kids and this proposal will only encourage them more in this laziness.  

Sunday, 13 November 2005

Legit.

Finally gave in and got myself an ID card.

Remember them

Out and about today, we saw numerous gatherings – large and small – for the Remembrance Day ceremonies. Duns had a large turn-out with the pipe band leading a parade of cadets, guides, brownies, cubs and Scouts and a goodly sprinkling of the Old & Bold. I think it is an important thing to keep going. Not just for those who will have sad memories but also for the young. Inevitably, the significance of the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month will die out. The wars of today are not the human mincing machines of yesteryear – never again, thank goodness, will the country have to deal with 15,000 lost before breakfast. Any human death is a disaster but there is not the same national impact even when we may lose six in one incident. So few today know what went on in The Great Wars. Many of those who bother to listen or find out will have the modern day attitude – “Why did they fight? I’d have just refused to go”. There are reports that as battalions were marching towards the trenches, they passed engineers digging vast pits. They asked what these were for and were told they were for the dead from the forthcoming battle. Just imagine your caring Sun reporting that sort of thing today!
I’m quite intrigued about the fuss over ex-Ambassador Meyers and his memoirs. It seems a little bit difficult to work out exactly what it is that has roused the politicians ire. He has revealed the way that ministers and civil servants relate to each other. Is anyone so amazed that they sometimes met under intimate circumstances? Is some important matter of state to wait whilst John Major adjusts his braces? The disclosures of this sort help to de-mystify politics. Background detail that turns the writing into something better than dull as ditchwater reiteration of facts.
Maybe it is his frank but unflattering remarks about the abilities or otherwise of politicians. So, are there many that think Prescott has the vocabulary and delivery of Noel Coward? Jack Straw was a blustering rabble-raiser as a student activist – what may have caused him to become a latter day Descartes? B Liar – of whom anything unflattering is believable.
My end-of-exam verdict is connected with Meyers status – Civil Servant. That bugbear of lower middle classes who get some authority – pas devant les servants? Don’t they know their place? We are the Masters.
Luckily for me, it is all academic. My attitude is that all politicians are neer-do-wells. It goes with the job. Falsehood, blustering, plotting and duplicity are required ‘talents’ in the murky world in which they crawl.