Eldercut.

This is from an Urban Dictionery I get every day - keep up my street cred!
Now I know how to describe myself on the next census-form - a Jedy Eldercut.

ELDERCUT.
When an elder member of the human race doesn't feel the need to wait in line. (usually a buffet of some type) Either because their time is running out, or they have given up on any social grace.

My goodness was that an eldercut....did that old person just cut in front of me at the buffet line? Well, I guess I will let them get away with it, because they can't hear me anyway.