Requiat the cat

RIP Humphrey. The 'house cat' employed as a mouser at 10 Downing Street until the arrival of the B Liars has died in retirement at the home of the civil servant to whom he was banished. Apparently Mrs B Liar said that cats were unhygienic. Apart from having doubts on her ability to recognise hygiene given the company she keeps, I would say that cats are far more hygienic than politicians - they only lick their own arses!