Sunday, 5 October 2008

Topped off

One of the things I value about the relocation to Scotland is the freedom from crime. Vandalism to a car gets top billing in the local paper and the crime scene is very quiet.
That is not to say that there are not some sorts of crime I would like to see here. Things like this for example

A Florida teenager claims he was attacked and robbed by four topless blond women on his way to work.
Olmer Morales, 18, told police the attack happened as he rode his bike to work one morning in Stuart, Martin County. A heavy-set blond woman wearing a white long sleeved shirt and overalls stopped him by grabbing his handle bars, according to the police report.
Four thinner blond-haired women, all wearing overalls with no shirts and no bras, then surrounded him and stole the $100 (£56) in his back pocket, Mr Morales told deputies. Authorities searched the area but didn't find any of the suspects, reports TC Palm

I would even have volunteered for the area search. On foot so that shows how keen I would be.

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