Sometimes my fevered brain comes up with questions that do not seem to get answered.
Why are there no dedicated public toilets for transvestites?
Why are windows of sheds on council allotments not double glazed?
Why is the water supply to horse troughs not metered?
If dropped bread always lands butter side down, why do we not butter the other side?
If sticks and stones break my bones, why do we need a nuclear deterrent?