Here's a great idea.

Gordon Brown has said that UK will dedicate itself to doing everything possible whilst we are in charge to help countries in Africa. Bill Deedes wrote a great article on why the place is in such a state.
I have the solution!!
We should re-colonise. Germany had places there along with France and Belgium. They also should re-colonise. The despots have had their run and filled coffers in Swiss banks. This 'turn back the clock' procedure would solve some of the unemployment problems in these old Colonial Master races. Any fears that we would return to exploiting the local inhabitants would be overcome by the latest advances in racial-diversity, political correctness and all the other new ideas as to how we should treat our fellow humans. And, it would save us the money recommended to write off debts as well as providing a safe haven for resigned politicians to hide until the heat died down and they could crawl back to the trough in England. Idiots like Galloway could be sent there like failed sons in the old days.
All in all - a damned good idea. Take the rest of the day off Wood!