Here is a scary item. I am not a great chocolate eater but when I do get the urge, I tend to go for complete satisfaction in the one big handful. Mars bars or Snickers go down well. The idea that the porky police had forced their withdrawal from sale almost led me to the barricades.
Then I saw the date of the item. Not April 1st but way back in 2004 so it seems the daft idea was - to make a small pun - shelved.
I'm off to celebrate with a Big Un.