This deserves the wildest readership. Not that I fool myself by thinking that this blog is more widely read than where this extract came from. If just one extra pair of eyes sees it, that be worth the effort.
The scene: An anonymous provincial town in middle England somewhere. Four plotters gather together in a darkened room. The year is 2008.
Plotter 1: Right everyone. Today is the day. Is everyone ready?
All: YES!
Plotter 1: Is everyone a 'clean skin' that has avoided the attention of the greatest security agencies in the world?
All: YES!
Plotter 1: Does everyone have a rucksack packed with explosive?
All: YES!
Plotter 1: Is everyone fully aware of our warped religious justification for committing mass murder?
All: YES!
Plotter 1: Is everyone suitably brainwashed that they will follow my commands without question?
All: YES!
Plotter 1: Is everyone willing to die in the name of their cause?
All: YES!
Plotter 1: Is everyone in possession of their ID cards?
All: Errr....
Plotter 1: What? What if you require access to key services on the way to cause carnage on the transport infrastructure of Britain?
All: Err...
Plotter 1: Right that's it. Take off those bloody suicide belts. No ID card no mass murder. If it wasn't for that blasted Blair we would have got away with it.....
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