I thought that my contempt for the creature named T B'Liar was as high as possible. That is until he took his gurning act to Afghanistan where he had the bare faced cheek to address the troops along the lines that they were our only hope of salvation at the same time as his minions were refusing to honour a committment to make sure the troops had all the equipment they needed.
Mind you, he has triggered in me a new line of business.
INVITATION TO TENDER
Proposals are invited from suitably qualified enterprises for the design, manufacture and distribution of two lines of produce that are certain to be a runaway commercial success.
Item One. A photographic representation of the face of the current Prime Minister B'Liar. The image to be printed onto sticky-back plastic of a shape and size to facilitate mounting inside the bowl of urinals and w.c. closets. Two alternative products are required. a) one with permanent inks and, b) one where the effect of the waste products deposited onto the image cause it to slowly disappear like the smile on the face of the Cheshire Cat.
Item Two. Lavatory paper. Each section of paper to have a photographic representation of the face of the current Prime Minsier B'Liar. The surface of the paper to be coated with an emulsion such that it feels slimy and unpleasant. This to emphasise the image. The actual paper is to be thin so as to provide a non-effective barrier between hands and bodily waste. Intention here is to provide additional pleasure at scrubbing one's hands clean of anything that has touched what is a personification of the printed image.
This should make me a very rich man. Ideal Christmas presents.
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