Wednesday, 6 August 2008

Boots and saddles

Mention of the Army troopers and their high riding boots reminds me ...........

A dwarf cowboy went to his doctor and complained of pain in his private parts. The medic examined him and asked him to stand on a chair. He then picked up a pair of scissors. The cowboy heard snipping noises and enjoyed a instant relief in the pained testicles. "That is wonderful. What did you do?" he asked.

"Cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots" was the answer.

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