Memories of a 20-pinter

Maybe need to explain this title. A "20-pinter" is a measure used by the brutal and licentious soldiery to define the amount of drink that needs to be consumed before a female looks drop-dead gorgeous.
The scale runs out at 20 pints. Beyond that, there is a serious likelyhood of death intervening.
I'm sure she is a nice girl though!

Thing is, she is such a big girl that she has killed my divider and Guest Blog heading. However, the intent can still go even if the presentation is not normal.

The guest blog was going to be appropriate anyway. This is a lady who is quite adventerous in her diet. Certainly this is something that will not figure in our Jamies Cook Book For Schoolkids.