Question for our times

Is it child abuse to be brought up as the offspring of a politician?

Why?

• You would be pilloried at school as every new scandal is broken in the press
• You have no parental concept of right and wrong
• You have no concept of truth or lies
• You have no concept of honest or dishonesty
• You would be dragged out on photo shoots whenever the parents were in need of votes or sympathy

And another thing. I've read of the Masturbate for Peace group trying to halt things in Iraq but this opus on how the female orgasm may contribute to World peace is a little over my head. No jokes about sexual positions please. See if you can get what it is about.